April 16, 2010
meganbreslin: Problem #1: Unlike “primitive peoples,” many “civilized women” do not have a fully developed muscular system with sufficient strength to facilitate childbirth. Problem #2: “Due to natural anatomical conditions, the fetus needs the application of considerable propelling force to enable it to push aside the constricting vaginal walls, to overcome the friction of the uteral and vaginal surfaces and to counteract the atmospheric pressure opposing the emergence of the child.” Solution: Invent a machine that rotates “(muscularly) under-equipped women” at high speed until centrifugal forces eject their babies for them. http://www.thingamababy.com/baby/2007/01/baby_patent_his.html

meganbreslin:

Problem #1: Unlike “primitive peoples,” many “civilized women” do not have a fully developed muscular system with sufficient strength to facilitate childbirth.

Problem #2: “Due to natural anatomical conditions, the fetus needs the application of considerable propelling force to enable it to push aside the constricting vaginal walls, to overcome the friction of the uteral and vaginal surfaces and to counteract the atmospheric pressure opposing the emergence of the child.”

Solution: Invent a machine that rotates “(muscularly) under-equipped women” at high speed until centrifugal forces eject their babies for them.

http://www.thingamababy.com/baby/2007/01/baby_patent_his.html