billie bob’s top 25 facebook features
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2. my hair is made of turtles
2. i have a neighbour’s cat
4. my handwriting is based on anne frank
(b) do you like dutch food?
5. every day in every way i am getting ether
6. plants! give me your precious oxygen
7. remain max. 50cm away from plant
8. paris
9. emergency
10. the st brigid’s cross over my door drives out evil spirits
11. they can’t escape
13. one big radio aerial for the town, that’s what it’s for
14. my thumbs are cold with anticipations
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25. ha ha ha i didn’t eat i just on the computer ha ha